One sentence updates

Oct 24, 2008 by Jared Smith

It’s been a while, so here’s an update in short, one sentence bursts.

  • Hallelujah that Bryan goes to nursery this week.
  • I’m frustrated that someone at work doesn’t flush the urinal.
  • Mary chopped (most of) her hair off and is still smoking hot.
  • Abbie turned 5, but you’d think it was 14.
  • My bull elk hunt starts in 2 long weeks.
  • Being scoutmaster of a dozen 11-year-old scouts is a tough job.
  • Am I the only person on the planet that watches the World Series?
  • Mary thinks baseball players have bad manners.
  • We’re NOT expecting.
  • Our snails died.
  • Bryan’s first word was “here”, which he says even if he has nothing to give you.
  • Mary has canned everything but the weeds from our garden and is a wicked good cook.
  • I’ve hiked over 150 miles in 4 months looking for elk and have not lost any weight (see above).
  • I totally wail at Guitar Hero 3 and have nearly completed Expert.
  • Bryan can jump almost as high as I can.
  1. 4 Responses to “One sentence updates”

  2. It’s about time you did an update!! So where is a picture of your smoking hot wife and her new haircut? Or a picture of Bryan jumping high or Abbie as her beautiful self not dressed as a 14 year old. Miss you guys and love ya tons

    By Grandma Smith on Oct 24, 2008

  3. I’m glad for the update. We miss your fun family. I miss hanging out with my friend Mary. I also want to see a picture of her new hairdo! Come visit us sometime when you go to Hoytsville!

    By andrea brooks on Oct 24, 2008

  4. I will vouch for Mary’s new haircut – super cute! I will also vouch for her canning everything but the weeds – that was a great way of saying that – and SO TRUE! (lucky you!)

    By Nicky on Oct 25, 2008

  5. Your update cracks me up! You guys are nuts. When are you coming to play with me?

    By Kris on Oct 25, 2008

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