Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

A Small Treatise on Yoplait Yogurt Containers

Friday, July 16th, 2010

Yoplait Light Yogurt containers suck! This product container was designed by Satan as a punishment for all who, like me, withdraw from the powers of bacon and Zingers to tempt their fates at dieting. The Lid The foil seal requires a small handtool, teeth, and/or ultra-tiny fingers to remove. And it always ...

Tales from the Tank

Friday, April 23rd, 2010

(Updates posted at the bottom) I'm not much of a pet person, but when Mary showed up with a 20 gallon fish tank about 18 months ago, I relented (and by relented, I mean I didn't have the energy to take it back to the store). So we set it up, ...

I Assaulted David Archuleta

Monday, July 13th, 2009

I flew into Los Angeles today and accidentally assaulted David Archuleta in the process. I was seated in the front, bulkhead row of cabin class and when the plane stopped at LAX, I stood up, squeezed through traffic, pulled down my bag from the overhead compartment, and then tried to back ...