I can haz showerz

Apr 12, 2008 by Jared Smith

I can haz showerz wile wearin my jamaz

I can eatz no more trixez. Beginz da sleep cycle now.

In case you don’t get the joke

I can haz showerz wile wearin my jamaz

Utah Weather

Apr 12, 2008 by Jared Smith

Photo taken April 11. Snow, fog, temperature 26°:
Winter snow

Photo taken 24 hours later. Sun, freshly mowed grass, temperature 60°:
Springtime

Die, die, diabeetus

Apr 11, 2008 by Jared Smith

This video is proof that we as a human species have outlived ourselves. Someone has WAY too much time on their hands. Still, I LOL’d.

If you haven’t seen enough, try this, this, this, or this.

And you can’t remix an old fogey like Wilford Brimley without throwing in the Life Alert Limbo Remix: