The End is Near
Nov 24, 2008 by Jared Smith
The end of the world is near! It was recently announced that Mother’s, the company that makes those pink and white animal cookies, has gone out of business. Call this downturn what you want, but my only indicator of a recession is when I can’t find my favorite foods on store shelves.
I swear, if Obama’s “Change I Can Believe In” doesn’t involve bringing back Circus Animal Cookies, I’m gunna be pissed. 
If the government can give brazilians of dollars to those bastages on Wall Street, they can certainly give us heaven in the form of 1.2 grams of fat per pink or white delectable, frosting covered, sprinkle laden, leaves a coat of wax on the top of your mouth, can’t stop eating them, leave them in your mouth until they dissolve, it’s cool when two or three stick together, can’t stop sniffing the bag, enough MSG to stay fresh through millenium, is that a bear or a camel, the only cookies that get HARDER in milk, middle school kids make animal love scenes with them (I’ll bet), the Chinese imitation brands have lead paint, eat the sprinkles out of the bottom of the bag, they can’t possible be gone forever cookies.
At least we still have Thin Mints, don’t we? If not, then my will to live has been destroyed.
