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Deranged Easter Bunny

Saturday, October 30th, 2010

Here's Bryan's, err.... I mean, Ralphie's Halloween costume. My Fairy Princess and the Deranged Easter Bunny If for some reason you have not watched the best part of the best holiday movie of all time, or perhaps if you simply want to watch it again, here it is...

Very Odd Ramblings About Time

Thursday, September 2nd, 2010

In a few weeks, I will be traveling to Asia. Time starts to play interesting games when you find yourself half way around the world. As my family is waking up, I'll be going to bed in Singapore, which will be 14 hours ahead of Utah. While in India, I'll ...

A Small Treatise on Yoplait Yogurt Containers

Friday, July 16th, 2010

Yoplait Light Yogurt containers suck! This product container was designed by Satan as a punishment for all who, like me, withdraw from the powers of bacon and Zingers to tempt their fates at dieting. The Lid The foil seal requires a small handtool, teeth, and/or ultra-tiny fingers to remove. And it always ...