Comments on: Chuck Norris vs. Jack Bauer vs. The Unit

By: kris

kris — Sat, 23 Apr 2011 18:59:09 +0000

It is gonna have to be Chuck Norris all he is gonna have to do is just look at the unit and Jack Bauer because they both suck asshole and they will be instantly incinerated

By: JR Galia

JR Galia — Sat, 03 Apr 2010 05:02:06 +0000

Betty Blue vs Jack Bauer

By: Jessica

Jessica — Mon, 04 May 2009 02:34:25 +0000

If they did decide to fight I think that probably Chuck Norris would lose. I mean think about it, Jack Bauer used to work for President David Palmer (Jonas Blane), and they are both the ultimate patriots. I think it is perfectly logical to assume that they would join forces to bring Chuck Norris down. Although it seems much more likely that they would all join together to form a super being capable of ruling the universe.

P.S. Has no one been watching the most recent season of 24? Jack Bauer has been exposed to nuclear radiation and aside from a little twitching he’s still kicking ass.

By: Lyle (Trisha & Rob's Friend)

Lyle (Trisha & Rob's Friend) — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 22:15:18 +0000

This is the greatest blog post in the history of the internet. You have achieved a level of border-diety. I am sending the link to my friends, so that they can witness firsthand the level of coolness to which you have evolved.

And PS–Jack Bauer is my vote. Did you see that flip that he laid on the secrect servant agent turned bad two weeks ago? GREATEST…ACTION HERO…EVER! But if my friend comments he will pick Chuck Norris and have some awesome random fact about why Chuck Norris and Jesus are the only two saviors of mankind.

By: John

John — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 16:07:23 +0000

This debate shouldn’t even take place! Don’t you know your Chuck Norris Facts?

“Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.”

By: Steve

Steve — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 06:20:20 +0000

# Chuck Norris once invited all of the other badasses from TV to duke it out in order to see who was the supreme badass. Only two showed up– Jack Bauer and MacGyver.

# MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

# Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer’s arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

By: Aaron

Aaron — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 01:39:23 +0000

Erin,the difference between your comment and Kara’s comment is that you said “ewww gross” and Kara didn’t. So Kara REALLY likes like the guys on the unit. p.s. Jack Bauer will kill his boss “the head of CTU” to prevent terrorism. Jonas cant even protect his own guys. He needs to get a tighter grip on his unit. Ha Ha Ha

By: Aaron

Aaron — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 05:24:20 +0000

Steve would like the guy on the Unit. I personally like the chick on the unit. Jack Bauer is probably the deadliest man in the world. Any man that is willing to shoot a suspects wife in the kneecap to get information out of the suspect ranks high in my book. Good post Jared!

By: Erin

Erin — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 02:53:29 +0000

You people need to read my comments better. I said that first!

By: Trisha

Trisha — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 01:54:09 +0000

As I read Kara’s comment, I wondered how long it would take someone to come back with a comment just like Steve’s. In true Smith fashion, it didn’t take long…and that’s what she said!!